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Lunacy in Colour

Uhh yeah, I'm Johnny, 17 and I live in London. I can't live without metal music or my guitars <3
If you actually read all of this you're awesome, but I doubt anyone is going to, so who am I addressing if there is nobody to read it? I think I just created a paradox. Shit.
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"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

in my experience it sometimes means “yea I care about you to an extent but I know that if I say this I can masquerade as twice as sensitive and caring than I actually am”


Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.


have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

"Internet friendship is not real"

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.


if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances


i’m funnier in real life but also uglier



*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy