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Lunacy in Colour

Uhh yeah, I'm Johnny, 17 and I live in London. I can't live without metal music or my guitars <3
If you actually read all of this you're awesome, but I doubt anyone is going to, so who am I addressing if there is nobody to read it? I think I just created a paradox. Shit.
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you: i’ll have one beer please

me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar

you: so what do you do?

everyone in the bar:



my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical


Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.



parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering


major turn offs

  • timed missions
  • manual save points
  • chase sequences
Let’s build a fort and have sex in it