"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
in my experience it sometimes means “yea I care about you to an extent but I know that if I say this I can masquerade as twice as sensitive and caring than I actually am”
have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances